"You can’t practice witchcraft while you look down your nose at it."
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
"Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, ‘You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!’ said the straight tree. He said, ‘I’m tall and I’m straight.’ And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, ‘Cut all the straight trees.’ And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange."-Tom Waits (via kushandwizdom)
didn’t work out today? that’s okay bby. be gentle with yourself. you needed to relax. your mind and your body deserved the break. i hope you enjoyed yourself sweet pea(✿◠‿◠)
For my author and editor friends…
Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.
Base By: Jahrenesis